Preparing his horse for a race,
The jockey looked straight in its face,
And said “Listen, if you
Don’t want to be glue
You’d better romp home in first place”.
A Collection of Funny, and Sometimes a Little Naughty, Limericks, created by Nigel Sutherland
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The Animal Artist
A man who liked drawing cartoons, And listening to avant-garde tunes, Was somebody who Would go to the zoo And sketch the baboons and...
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A builder who hailed from Dundee, Would involuntarily pee. Halfway up a ladder, He emptied his bladder, And those on the ground had to ...
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A notorious, but musical strumpet, Has been learning to play a brass trumpet, All her clients agree, That to a degree, She’s really quite t...
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A Snooker Club visit was marred, By a rather drunk Grenadier Guard, He placed, while unstable, His balls on the table, An action which got ...
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