An incredibly frustrated wife,
Attacked her shocked spouse with a knife.
(She’d heard him admit,
That her cooking was shit),
And he paid for that gaffe with his life.
A Collection of Funny, and Sometimes a Little Naughty, Limericks, created by Nigel Sutherland
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